Crooked Line Labyrinth Black Ale

First off, I poured a glass which proceeded to piss all over my bar, so strike one. Yes, you were in a corked, secured champagne bottle so I should have expected, but I'm pissed off to begin with, so you will take the foul! Rich brown head, and complicated, dark flavor. Bread, burnt wood, label says "licorice sticks" though I don't think I taste those, this is complex. IDK, kinda tasty, and it'll get ya drunk! But I'm gonna go ID.

25.4oz bottle, 13.2% ABV
Uinta Brewing Company
Salt Lake City, UT
purchased at Binny's