Dark Meddle Beer

I expected a dark beer, but this looks lighter than a red. Has no scent at all. And almost no taste either! Goes down smooth. Nothing obnoxious like a mass-produced beer. So that is good. This must just be the beer drinker's light beer. I taste nothing, it just slides down the throat like I'm not drinking at all. Only a slight caramel flavor at the back of the tongue tells me I'm actually conscious and not dreaming that I'm having a beer. I think I should give low marks for not having flavor, not being dark. But ... this is heavenly! Am I drinking? Am I not? I don't even know now myself, but I'm happy and content with every sip. Holy "mild" Batman, this is it! MB for this crazy neutral but pleasing beer!

22oz bottle, 5.9% ABV
Gigantic Brewing Company
Portland, OR
purchased at Kenwood